When is the last time you ran off with a bass player and thought to yourself...?

here's a good story to put in mom's mothers day card

When is the last time you ran off with a bass player and thought to yourself...?
Um...

this is a nightly occurance for me.
Reply:Well, my brother-in-law and I had a pretty good catch...put 'em in the freezer. Should make for good fixin's on Mother's Day...Don't reckon we'll need a card...jus' a big ole pot o' boilin' water...and a touch of salt. Maybe some hotsauce.
Reply:Happy Mothers Day ! I just did the bass player , Oh yeah I'm gay !

Oh Yeah , There's a winner ! She would drop over dead !



%26lt; No Homo !
Reply:Use good judgement wen with Jimbo. Ur mother may get jealous.
Reply:Just yesterday. I plan on running off with the lead singer tomorrow :)
Reply:Only in my dreams...
Reply:awww that's so sweet i'm thinking of telling mine i'm a hooker that steals booze from the homeless
Reply:I am more into the drummer...man do they have arm strength...held me up against that wall for hours......